From Japan Today:
TOKYO — A 16-year-old boy arrested Saturday after attacking five people and injuring two of them with kitchen knives on a Tokyo street has told police that he had “some relationship problems,” investigative sources said Sunday.
So let me get this straight. Buddy’s having trouble with his girl, so he decides to impress her by going on a stabbing spree. But here’s the thing. Even if she is actually the kind of girl who is impressed by a man on a stabbing spree (and if she is, he sure knows how to pick ‘em), the guy couldn’t even get it right! I mean, he only attacked 5 people, and only 2 were actually injured?
You know you’re a loser when you fail at going on a stabbing spree to impress your girl…
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January 7th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I think I see why the population of Japan is trending downwards.
January 7th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Yeah, I have a hard time seeing most women saying “Ooh, my hero! You were so sexy on that killing rampage, I want to have 5 babies with you!”
January 8th, 2008 at 2:37 am
I don’t know… Nevada-tan is 15 now.
January 8th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
abelits: Hmm, that means I’ve been in Japan a long time now… She made the news when I’d just been living in Japan for 2 days.